Let It Snow ⛄


What kind of pine has the sharpest needles?

A porcupine!


 Why don't penguins fly?

Because they're too short

to be pilots!


 "Do you ever buy any Christmas Seals?"

"No, I wouldn't know how to feed them."


 What is green, covered with tinsel

and goes "ribbet ribbet"?

A mistle-"toad"!


Q: What type of cars do elves drive?

A: Toy-otas.


 

All I Want For Christmas ✳


 Q: Why did the

Christmas tree

go to the barber?

A: It needed to be trimmed.


Q: What do Santa’s

elves drive?

A: Minivans.


Q. Why is Santa so good

at karate?

A. Because he has a black belt!


Q. What do you call a girl with a

Christmas Tree on her head?

A. Carol


Q. What did the

Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

A. A cookie sheet!


Q. What do snowmen do on Christmas?

A. Play with the snow angels


Q - What happens to you at Christmas?
A - Yule be happy!



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Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire ❄


 What happens to elves

when they behave naughty?

Santa gives them the sack.


 What do you call

Frosty the Snowman in May?

A puddle!


Why did they ask the turkey

to join the band?

He had the drum sticks.


Why did Santa go to jail?

He sleighed an elf.


 


 Q - How long does it take to

burn a candle down?

A - About a wick

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Q - What did the guest sing

at the Eskimo's Christmas party?

A - Freeze a jolly

 

Step Into Christmas 🎅


 If i'm standing

at the north pole

facing the south pole

and the east

is on my left hand.

what is on my right hand? 

fingers