Christmas Jokes 🎅

 

 

 

 

 

 

Q: How do you know if there's a snowman in your bed?

A: You wake up wet!

 

What do you call a three-legged reindeer?

Eileen.

 

 

What do you call a reindeer wearing ear muffs?

Anything you like, as he won't hear you.

 

What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ?

Santapplause !

 

Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Snow
Snow who ?
Snow business like show business !

 

Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Avery
Avery who ?
Avery merry Christmas !

 

Twinkle Twinkle chocolate bar
Santa drives a rusty car
Press the starter
Press the choke
Off he goes in a cloud of smoke !

 

 

 

 

 

What Do You Get

When You Eat Tinsel..

Tinselitis

 

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 What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

 

What do you call an elf who sings?

A wrapper!

 

 

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Why is Santa so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

 

What did Adam say to his wife on Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

 

Why does Scrooge love all of the reindeer?

Because every buck is dear to him!

 

 

What's the difference between Santa Clause and a knight?

One slays the dragon and the other drags the slay.

 

 

Why can't you trust baked goods during the holidays?

It might be a minced spy.


 

 

 

 

 

How Do Snow Men Get Around..

They Ride An Icicle..

Christmas Jokes 🎅

 

 

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Claustrophobic

 

 

 

 

The 3 stages of man:

He believes in Santa Claus.

He doesn't believe in Santa Claus.

He is Santa Claus.

 

 

That awkward moment when Santa Claus

has the same wrapping paper as your parents.

 

 

I think Santa Claus had an argument

with his wife one night,

he started calling her names;

the neighbours heard him saying ho ho ho.....