Medium & Long Christmas Jokes
What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ?
Who's there ?
Snow business like show business !
Three men die on Christmas Eve and go to
where they’re metby Saint Peter. “In order to get in,"
them, “you must each produce something
representative of the holidays."
man digs into his pockets and pulls out
a match and lights it. “This represents a candle of hope."
Impressed, Peter lets him in.
The second man pulls out a tangle of keys and shakes them.
“These are bells." He’s allowed in too.
“So," Peter says to the third man,
“what do you have?"
The third man proudly shows him a pair of red panties.
do these have to do with Christmas?" asks Peter.
Who's there ?
Avery who ?
Avery merry Christmas !
Santa drives a rusty car
Press the starter
Press the choke
Off he goes in a cloud of smoke !
Knock Knock! Who's There?
Snow! Snow who?
Snow laughing matter.
Santa went down the Chimney and started putting presents under the tree. He went to leave and noticed the most beautiful red headed women laying there in her naughty nighties,
She said santa do you wanna stay and play, He said HO HO HO Gotta go Gotta Go gotta deliver presents to the kids Ho HO. So he went to leave again and She said once more, "Santa dont you want to stay and play" as she took off her nighties and was layin there
in a sexxy g-string, He said Ho Ho HO gotta go gotta go gotta deliver presents to the kids dont you know ho ho, So he went to leave one last time and the women said again, "Santa stay and play" and when he turned around she was laying there completely naked,
The most beautiful thing in the world spread eagle, He said hey hey hey gotta stay gotta stay, cant go up the chimney with my pecker this way!
Do You Get When You Eat Tinsel..
What's a snowman's favourite song?
Freeze a Jolly good fellow
What do you call an old snowman?