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Annette CurtainBig Grin

 

What do you call a flying skunk?

A smellicopter!

 

What do you call a gigantic polar bear?

Nothing, you just run away!

 

What do you call a neurotic octopus?

A crazy, mixed-up squid.

 

Robin Banks😚

Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fan?

He got cut off without a scent!

 

Turtle to turtle:

"Don't ya just love the sound of rain on your roof? "

 

Did you hear about the whale who couldn't keep a secret?

He was a blubber mouth!

 

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangaroo? 

A stripy jumper!

 

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?

Winnie the Pooh!

 

What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle?

A polo bear!

 

What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball?

Glass flippers!

 

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 CoolMr Dick Butcus

 

Anton, do you think I’m a bad mother?
My name is Peter

 

In a boomerang shop: "I'd like to buy a new boomerang please. Also, can you tell me how to throw the old one away?"

 

Patient: Oh doctor, I’m just so nervous. This is my first operation.
Doctor: Don't worry. Mine too.

 
A naked women robbed a bank. Nobody could remember her face.
 
 
Why is women’s soccer so rare?
It’s quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.
 

A woman in a bikini reveals about 90% of her body.... and yet most men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.
 
 
They threw me out of the cinema today for bringing my own food. But the prices are way too high and I haven’t had a barbecue in months.  
 

What is dangerous?
Sneezing while having diarrhea!
 
 
A wife is like a hand grenade. Take off the ring and say good bye to your house.
 

Why don‘t cannibals eat divorced women?
Because they’re bitter.
 
 
Patient asks his doctor: “Can I take a bath with diarrhea?”
Doctor: “Yes, if you are able to fill it up. “
 
 
What would happen if you threw blue sneakers into the Red Sea?
They would get wet.

Anna Sasson 😓

Doctor I think I'm turning into a frog.
Your just playing too much croquet!

"Waiter!

Have you got frogs' legs? "

"No, sir, I always walk this way

 

My grandmother started walking five miles a day

when she was 60. She's 97 today

and we don't know where the hell she is.

 

A young woman goes to the gynecologist

and he examines her.

He says,"You have acute vaginitis.

"She says "Thank you. "

 

A woman participating in a survey

was asked how she felt about condoms.

She said, "Depends on what's in it for me. "