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Bus driver to passenger:

Don’t you want to sit down?

Passenger: No, I am in a hurry.


“Name me five different animals, Johnny.”
 “The dog, the dog’s brother, the dog’s sister, the dog’s cousin and the dog’s aunt.”


 Why was the knight running around, yelling for a tin opener?

He had a bee stuck in his suit of armour!


 What's the difference between a boyfriend and a condom? A: Condoms have changed.

They're no longer thick and insensitive!


 

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How can you make a soup rich?

Add 14 carats to it.


 CELL PHONE ..

A device used for looking less alone while in public places by yourself.


 What do you do if an idiot throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back at him!


 

 

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The best way to tell someone you don't like them is to text them 370hssv 0773h
and tell them to read it upside down.


 What did one campfire say to the other?
Shall we go out one of these nights.

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The elephant asked the camel:

"Why do you have your breasts

on your back?"

The camel clearly irritated says,

"What a silly question from someone

who has a dick on his face."


 So you are distantly related to

the family next door, are you?

Yes their dog is our dog's brother.


A wife can help turn you

into a millionaire.

If you start off as a billionaire.


What’s the difference between

a candle and a curry?

A candle only burns at one end.


The Moment someone interupts

you and you forget what you were

supposed to say..Unsure


What does Popeye do to keep

his favorite tool from rusting?

A. Sticks it in Olive Oyl.


What's brown and sits

on a piano bench?

Beethoven's First Movement.


A woman asks a man with a beer belly,

Is that carlsberg or tuborg."

He replies "There's a tap underneath,

try it for yourself!


 

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Common sense is not a gift It's a punishment because you have to deal with people who haven't got it..  Unsure     


What did the red light

say to the green light?

Don't look I'm changing..Unsure


What do you call a flying skunk?

A smellicopter!


What do you call a

gigantic polar bear?

Nothing, you just run away!


What do you call a neurotic octopus?

A crazy, mixed-up squid.


 Show a girl you don't care

and she'll chase you.

Show a woman you don't care

and she'll replace you..