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So you are distantly related to

the family next door, are you?

Yes their dog is our dog's brother.


A wife can help turn you

into a millionaire.

If you start off as a billionaire.


What’s the difference between

a candle and a curry?

A candle only burns at one end.


The Moment someone interupts

you and you forget what you were

supposed to say..Unsure


What does Popeye do to keep

his favorite tool from rusting?

A. Sticks it in Olive Oyl.


What's brown and sits

on a piano bench?

Beethoven's First Movement.


A woman asks a man with a beer belly,

Is that carlsberg or tuborg."

He replies "There's a tap underneath,

try it for yourself!


 

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Common sense is not a gift It's a punishment because you have to deal with people who haven't got it..  Unsure     


What did the red light

say to the green light?

Don't look I'm changing..Unsure


What do you call a flying skunk?

A smellicopter!


What do you call a

gigantic polar bear?

Nothing, you just run away!


What do you call a neurotic octopus?

A crazy, mixed-up squid.


 Show a girl you don't care

and she'll chase you.

Show a woman you don't care

and she'll replace you..