There's warnings of a new disease
found in soft butter.
Apparently it spreads very easily.
Did you hear about the X-ray specialist
who married one of his patients?
Everybody wondered what he saw in her.
Q - Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low?
A - Sugar is when you kiss her on the lips!
Q - What do you
call a mushroom with a 10 inch stem?
A - A fungi to have around.
Why did Noah build the ark?
Because news of the flood was leaked.
Trolls are always goblin their food too quickly.
Fairy-nuff, but someone should tell them it's bad for their elf.
The cannibal's cookbook titled 'How to Better Serve
your Fellow Man' was written by a guy who had a wife and ate kids.
A dentist was caught having sex with a young girl.
Next day headline, "Dentist caught filling wrong cavity".
Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
I saw an ad for burial plots, and thought to myself
this is the last thing I need.
A termite walks into a bar and says, "Where is the bar tender?"
I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high.
She seemed surprised.
eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.