Why did Noah build the ark?
Because news of the flood was leaked.
Trolls are always goblin their
food too quickly.
Fairy-nuff, but someone should tell them
it's bad for their elf.
cannibal's cookbook titled 'How to Better Serve
your Fellow Man' was written
by a guy
who had a wife and ate kids.
A dentist was caught having sex with
a young girl.Next day headline,
"Dentist caught filling wrong cavity".
The feeling that you've heard
this bull before.
I saw an ad for burial plots,
and thought to myself
this is the last thing I need.
A termite walks into a bar and says,
"Where is the bar tender?"
I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high.She seemed surprised.
eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
It's impossible to put down.