L M A O 😊
Surprised! by Omar Gosh 🌺🌼
What do parrots eat ? Polyfilla !
What is the noisiest thing in the world?
Two skeletons screwing on a tin roof.
I farted at work today.
They called in the plumbers to check for a leak in the sewage system.
More laughing 😊🌼🌺
Get over yourself 😖😏😉😃
Dancing at the Party
by Hans Neesanboompsadaisy
Who held the baby octopus to ransom ? Squidnappers !
Why are you driving in a bathing suit?
Motorist: I'm in a car pool.
I finally have a dental plan.
I chew on the other side.
"Doctor! My wife has lost her voice.
What can I do to help her get it back!"
"Try coming home at 3 in the morning."
Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.
What Ever 🌺😃
Wife: Who was that on the phone?
Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was the weather bureau.
Wife: What did he say?
Husband: He asked if the coast was clear.
Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired?
Because he couldn't keep his calves tgether
had to quit my job at the helium plant.
I couldn’t tolerate it anymore that people speak to me in such a voice.