L M A O 😊

Possible slogans for promoting condoms:
You can't go wrong if you shield your
ding dong.
She won't get sick if you wrap your dick.
If you go in heat, cover your meat.
Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool.
Wrap it in foil before checking her oil.

 Big Fart! by Hugh Jass πŸ˜’πŸ˜–

Surprised! by Omar Gosh 🌺🌼


What do parrots eat ? Polyfilla !

 What is the noisiest thing in the world?
Two skeletons screwing on a tin roof.

 I farted at work today.

They called in the plumbers to check for a leak in the sewage system.


More laughing 😊🌼🌺

Get over yourself πŸ˜–πŸ˜πŸ˜‰πŸ˜ƒ

Dancing at the Party

by Hans Neesanboompsadaisy

 Who held the baby octopus to ransom ? Squidnappers !

 Police Officer:

Why are you driving in a bathing suit?

Motorist: I'm in a car pool.

I finally have a dental plan.

I chew on the other side.

Smile πŸ˜πŸ‘€

 "Doctor! My wife has lost her voice.

What can I do to help her get it back!"

"Try coming home at 3 in the morning."

 Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.


 What did the skunk say when he walked into the court room?

Odor in the court!

 Why did the rabbits go on strike?

They wanted a better celery!



What Ever πŸŒΊπŸ˜ƒ

 Wife: Who was that on the phone?

Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was the weather bureau.

Wife: What did he say?

Husband: He asked if the coast was clear.


Laugh 😊

 Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired? 

Because he couldn't keep his calves tUnsuregether

had to quit my job at the helium plant.

I couldn’t tolerate it anymore that people speak to me in such a voice.


He he πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜‰

There was a young Scotsman called Andy, Who knocked over his bottle of Shandy. He lifted his kilt. To wipe up what he spilt,And the barmaid said, "Blimey! That's handy!"