A man in a pub asks for a beer. 👀👀
The barman says, "Sure, that'll be one dollar."
"One dollar?" exclaims the man.
Reading the menu, he says, "Could I have steak and
"Certainly," says the barman,
"that'll be two dollars."
"Two dollars?" cries the man. "You're joking.
Where's the guy who owns this place?"
The barman says, "Upstairs, with my wife"."
The man says, "What's he doing upstairs with your
The barman says, "The same thing I'm doing to his business."
were married, and thirty years later they're in the same hotel, in the same room.
She takes off all her clothes, lies back on the
bed, and spreads her legs. Her husband starts to cry.
"What's the matter? "
"Thirty years ago I couldn't wait to
Now it looks like it can't wait
to eat me. "