Funny Puns 😁
A funeral was held today for the inventor
of air conditioning.
Thousands of fans attended.
The other truck drivers discovered
that she had been wearing French perfume
it was lorry hell.
Eve showed up one morning wearing flowers
instead of a fig leaf.
She was the first woman to wear bloomers.
A man stole a case of soap from the corner store.
The police said he made a clean getaway.
After his Theft and Robbery report..
Andy Tover was happy with the conclusion..
After hearing the case of the woman
who folded her clothes wrong,
the jury had no choice but to hanger.
I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant,
but then I changed my mind.
I used to wonder why Frisbees looked bigger the closer it came...
Then it hit me!
Doctors tell us there are over seven million people who are overweight.
These, of course, are only round figures.
Did you hear about the man who left
his job at the mortuary?
It was a dead end
I used to be a nun,
but I got expelled because of my dirty habits.
What would you get if you crossed an
electric eel with a sponge?
What did the painter say to the wall?
"One more crack and I'll
When you dream in color,
it's a pigment of your imagination.
A museum is a thing of the past.
Did you like www. flower. com?
Not at first....but it grew on me!