• Poster Jokes

    Urgent Warning For Tomorrow!
    Aliens are coming to earth tomorrow. Their mission is to abduct all sexy, good looking 'old' people.
    I'm just sharing to say goodbye, I've got to go pack!

  • Needed To Fart In The Cinema
    Farted During An

  • I'm so sick of this stereotype
    suggesting that all WOMEN
    wear SUPERHERO capes
    when they go to the TOILET.

  • That Awkward Moment
    When the person you try
    to kill turns around

  • The moment you realize
    It's only Tuesday

  • Happy Hump Day

  • Poster Jokes

    Keep Calm and put your Bitchface on

  • Hump Day
    Whoop Whoop

  • That Look
    right before you sneeze

  • So what do you think
    the meaning of
    life is?
    Food & Sleep
    yep, that's what i thought

  • If you're over 30, you were alive before every dog in
    the world.

  • Grab your umbrella
    this could get messy

  • Smile!!!
    It's Finally

  • Every woman's dream is that
    a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed...
    and clean the whole house
    while she sleeps.

  • Weekend is here!
    Let's roll baby!

  • Rent, Taxes, Death
    I hate growing up

  • You Can't control everything.
    Your hair was put on your head to remind you of that

  • Sometimes...
    Just being here is enough

  • Back in my day a selfie is what you did when the wife wouldn't put out

  • Ladies if you think your man is cheating... Take him to that bitches front door & see if his wifi connects!

  • I spent half an hour trying to talk to them, wanting to learn about their culture until the bartender cut me off and told me they were patio umbrellas.

  • Poster Jokes...

  • The service here is

  • Phew Tuesday is here
    much better

  • I gave up jogging because my thighs kept rubbing together & setting my pantyhose
    on fire.

  • Stop singing the song, rock a bye baby to put me to sleep.
    I mean, a song about putting a baby in a cradle in a tree and then have it come crashing down, doesn't exactly make me want to close my eyes around you

  • What if the real Zombie Apocalypse just consists of masses of people staring at their cell phones...

  • When i was born i was so mad at my parents... I didn't talk to them for 2 years..

  • "You want me to come"?
    Could i just fake it
    like your girlfriend

  • It's been more
    than four hours.
    Should i call the doctor?

  • Poster Jokes...

    Why yes,
    I am a bit stressed
    Why do you ask?

  • You don't get Lunch.
    She thought
    i was you
    and fed me twice.

  • Friends don't let
    friends do
    stupid things... alone

  • How to turn a number 1
    into a number 2

  • More Poster Jokes.....

  • When someone asks
    me what it's like
    being a mom,
    I'm like...

  • What do you mean
    i have to walk
    on my own?
    Bitch pick me up

  • What do you call a deer
    with no eyes
    No i deer

  • There's always one who ruins the family photo

  • Stay Strong Weekend is coming soon

  • The maid mistook me for a dust mop today. It was a traumatic experience
    for both of us.

  • I refuse to become a nugget!

  • Cut and paste

  • Catch Me
    That's right bitches, i got the last donut!

  • My nose itches