I think it's a real shame that today's
young people don't even
know why we really celebrate Halloween.
None of us would be here today
if Jesus hadn't slain that giant pumpkin.
How's everyone holding up? It's just crazy out there!
I've killed 25 zombies so far! And why the
hell are they all carrying candy?
How can you tell vampires like baseball.?
They turn into bats every night..
What's it like to be kissed by a vampire?
A real pain in the neck!
Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They're so WRAPPED up in themselves!
What did the skeleton say to the bartender?
I'll have a beer and a MOP!