Halloween Jokes

 

What kind of cereal do monsters eat?
Ghost-Toasties.

What do the birds sing on Halloween?
Twick or Tweet.

What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Squash.

What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack?
Count Duckula.

Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body.

 

Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend.

 

I think it's a real shame that today's

young people don't even

know why we really celebrate Halloween.

None of us would be here today

if Jesus hadn't slain that giant pumpkin.

 

 

How's everyone holding up? It's just crazy out there!

I've killed 25 zombies so far! And why the

hell are they all carrying candy?

 

How can you tell vampires like baseball.?
They turn into bats every night..

What's it like to be kissed by a vampire?
A real pain in the neck!

Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They're so WRAPPED up in themselves!

What did the skeleton say to the bartender?
I'll have a beer and a MOP!

 

 

Trick Or Treat

 

Q: Why did't the skeleton cross the road?

A: He had no guts.

 

What is Dracula's favorite fruit?

A nectarine.

 

Knock, knock.

"Who's there?"

"Annie."

"Annie who?"

"Annie body home?"

 

What do witches put on their hair?

Scare spray!

 

Q. Why was the girl afraid of the vampire?

A. He was all bite and no bark.

 

Q. What do you call a goblin who gets too close to a bonfire?

A. A toasty ghosty.

 

Q. Why did the skeleton go disco dancing?

A. to see the boogy man.

 

 

 

Pumpkins 🎃

 

Q: What is worst than raining black cats and bloodhounds?
A: Hailing taxi cabs!

 

Q: What did the black cat have for breakfast?
A: Mice Crispies!

 

Q: What do you call a witches black cat that drinks vinegar?
A: A sour puss!

 

Q: How do zombies tell their future?
A: With their HORRORscope!

 

 

Q: What is a vampire’s favourite fruit?
A: A blood orange!

 

Q: What sort of club would a vampire join?
A: A blood group!

 

Q: What is a zombie’s favorite shampoo and snack called?
A: Head and shoulders!