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3. Aug, 2017

Given McSur

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Nobel.

Nobel who?

No bell, that’s why I knocked.

3. Aug, 2017

insert witty name here

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

A virgin mobile.



I asked a Frenchman if he plays video games.

He said, “Wii.”



A panda walks into a bar and says to bartender, “I’ll have a vodka and…coke, thank you.”

“Sure thing,” says the bartender, “But what’s with the long pause?”

“I was born with them.”