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No bell, that’s why I knocked.
insert witty name here
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
A virgin mobile.
I asked a Frenchman if he plays video games.
He said, “Wii.”
A panda walks into a bar and says to bartender, “I’ll have a vodka and…coke, thank you.”
“Sure thing,” says the bartender, “But what’s with the long pause?”
“I was born with them.”