Q: What do vampires take when they are sick?
A: Coffin drops!
Q: What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?
A: Count Quackula!
Q: What is a ghost’s favorite pie?
A: Booberry pie!
Q: Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?
A: His “ghoul” friend!
Q: Why is Superman’s costume so tight?
A: Because he wears a size “S”.
Q: What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
Q: What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?
A: A sandwich!
Q: Where do ghosts buy their food?
A: At the ghost-ery store!
Who are You ?
What kind of cereal do monsters eat?
What do the birds sing on Halloween?
Twick or Tweet.
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
What has webbed
feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack?
Who won the skeleton beauty
Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend.
I think it's a real shame that today's
young people don't even
know why we really celebrate Halloween.
None of us would be here today
if Jesus hadn't slain that giant pumpkin.
How's everyone holding up? It's just crazy out there!
I've killed 25 zombies so far! And why the
hell are they all carrying candy?
How can you tell vampires like baseball.?
They turn into bats every night..
What's it like to be kissed by a vampire?
A real pain in the neck!
Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They're so WRAPPED up in themselves!
What did the skeleton say to the bartender?
I'll have a beer and a MOP!
Trick Or Treat 👻💀
Q: Why did't the skeleton cross the road?
A: He had no guts.
What is Dracula's favorite fruit?
"Annie body home?"
What do witches put on their hair?
Q. Why was the girl afraid of the vampire?
A. He was all bite and no bark
Q. What do you call a goblin who gets too close to a bonfire?
A. A toasty ghosty.
Q. Why did the skeleton go disco dancing?
A. to see the boogy man.
Q: What is worst than raining black cats and bloodhounds?
A: Hailing taxi cabs!
Q: What did the black cat have for breakfast?
A: Mice Crispies!
Q: What do you call a witches black cat that drinks vinegar?
A: A sour puss!
Q: How do zombies tell their future?
A: With their HORRORscope!
Q: What is a vampire’s favourite fruit?
A: A blood orange!
Q: What sort of club would a vampire join?
A: A blood group!
is a zombie’s favorite shampoo and snack called?
A: Head and shoulders!